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Tch, bitches jip me every Halloween.
EXCEPT FOR BARS! They give whole shittt :)

Tch, bitches jip me every Halloween.

EXCEPT FOR BARS! They give whole shittt :)

(Source: guttlessfuckindicknail)

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Tell me why.

Tell me why.

(Source: cutwhileshaving, via fuckyeahravenandbeastboy)

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Watch out, Assholes.

I’ve got something better than a gun.

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Hold your breath,

Speak of death.

Hold your tongue,

I’ve got a gun.

Darling, are you scared to breathe?

Good, little boys, you just love to displease.

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Dear baby Jesus,
This made my day.
Nothing like seeing Beast Boy from Teen Titans and Young Justice.
<3 <3 <3 <3

Dear baby Jesus,

This made my day.

Nothing like seeing Beast Boy from Teen Titans and Young Justice.

<3 <3 <3 <3

(Source: fuckyeahravenandbeastboy)

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&#8220;I&#8217;m grabbing her tits.&#8221;
-&#8220;Got a problem with it?&#8221;
NBD.

“I’m grabbing her tits.”

-“Got a problem with it?”

NBD.

(Source: i-have-gone-rogue)

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And when I was done roasting marshmallows, I wouldn&#8217;t put you out.
Just saying.

And when I was done roasting marshmallows, I wouldn’t put you out.

Just saying.

(via dull-jack)

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Probably one of the most saddest and heart breaking titles ever in that kind of situation. I&#8217;m just glad I evaded it and got the better title: &#8220;Girlfriend.&#8221;

Probably one of the most saddest and heart breaking titles ever in that kind of situation. I’m just glad I evaded it and got the better title: “Girlfriend.”

(Source: crstl89)

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When you&#8217;ve been hurt enough, you&#8217;ll do anything to escape.

When you’ve been hurt enough, you’ll do anything to escape.

(Source: sexyandmagnetic)

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Goodness gracious, me, oh my!

Goodness gracious, me, oh my!

(Source: welcome-to-the-wild)